Elderly lady approaches me on the patio.

“Excuse me?”
“Yes?”
“I just wanted to tell you.  I walk by your plants everyday and admire them – they look so healthy!”
“Really? Thank you so much! Except my lettuce – it doesn’t look very healthy today.”

Pan to wilty hot lettuce and me pouring water on them.

“Well dear, we all feel like that today!  Bye!”

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~ by kcanderson on June 23, 2009.

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